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:Telekinetic Pornography :Telekinetic Pornography

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Two options.

1, this is satire. And while I'd like that so much, I doubt it.

2, it's the usual quasi-sexual shit you did to death too long ago.



Emo Emo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Above average.

The graphics were particularly good, although more animation would have been nice.

And now, as a grammar Nazi, I must ask the inevitable question; Emo's what?



Lilium Lilium

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant.

Skill like yours comes along once in a lifetime. That's all I can say.



Halloween Hoopla Halloween Hoopla

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nah, the WORST thing is...

...if you try to trick or treat christians. I know someone who tried to do that, and they got water thrown over them.



Gorillaz - THE RING Gorillaz - THE RING

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Sweet!

Good video. REALLY good. Although shouldn't the last part have been 'You will die in Demon Days'?



Candy Candy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow...

I don't know why you complained about the soundtrack, it's frickin' near perfect. And that girl was SCARY.

I won't be in on Halloween night, and now with good reason.



Jot + Jab Episode 1 Jot + Jab Episode 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant movie, but...

...the Jot + Jab series is still on Campchaos, Dave. Just use the search bar.



Foamy's Rant 2 Foamy's Rant 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bad luck, Foamy...

You say you hate having to use the 'idiot to english' dictionary to understand what someone's saying? Then believe me, you don't want to live in britain. We have a new language, used by Chavs (Council House And Violent). It's called 'fuckwit', or, by the more pleasant, bling-glish. A conversation with someone who has fuckwit as their first language goes a little like this:
Them: Eh boi, u fokkin startin on me init? (Translation: Are you looking at me?)
You: I'm sorry, do I know you?
Them: A'll fokkin 'ave u u fokkin boi pufftar! (Trans: I'll beat you in a fight, you homosexual!
You: Excuse me, could you say that again?
Them: Me cru'll batta u! (Trans: My merry gang of idiots will atttack you.)
And then they run off.
So think yourself lucky you live in America.


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Snoopy's Rant Snoopy's Rant

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Do me one favour...

Next time, spit out your sandwich before doing the voice acting, ok? There's a good little moron.


THIS-IS-AN-ALT responds:

I wasn't eating. Nice profile picture did you make it? Or did you take it like you did in your flash movie?


Open-Mic Night II Open-Mic Night II

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Get over the new look!

Half the reviews of this flash are criticising Germaine's new look. Not tactfully, either. I believe the same sort of thing happened when Germaine got a voice, I wouldn't know, I wasn't there. But you all grew to accept it, didn't you? And now we have a purely graphical change that will NOT alter the content of any future Neurotically Yours episode (the voice did) and everyone's all 'OMFG I H8 TEH NEW GERMAINE!!!!11111'. GET A GRIP ON YOURSELVES! It's not going to change. The voice stayed, so I believe the new look will stay. Of course, some people may dislike it for the cosmetic change. I have one word for these people: delusional. It's the same flash series, with the same talented writer, the same voices, and the same characters. But they hate it now because Germaine's head isn't as round. *sighs*

And on a final note: keep the cartoons coming, illwillpress!


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