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Do me one favour...

Next time, spit out your sandwich before doing the voice acting, ok? There's a good little moron.

THIS-IS-AN-ALT responds:

I wasn't eating. Nice profile picture did you make it? Or did you take it like you did in your flash movie?

Yes, of course it pwnz us.

It pwnz us by drawing badly and being idiots. You'll never give up, will you?

Twisted-pigeon responds:

Nope i will never give up and it pwnez j00

Wrong on one point, though.

Chavs are fucking weaklings, it would take twenty of them to - as they might put it - 'have' anyone else. That aside, another brilliant movie.

Mozer responds:

Cheers :)

This didn't have great image quality.

But I don't really give a fuck. I loved this movie like I would the fruits of my loins (if I had any). I tip my hat to you Cecimoz, and I shall nightly pray to the lord Cthulhu, who smiles every time a chav dies, that you make a sequel to this.

Mozer responds:

It's getting uploaded today just for you :)

Bad singing, bad drawing again, all in the name of Chavism :)

This is unnecessary.

So, once again, a bunch of clocks submit a crap flash, and, once again, Penisclock, n00bclock, Rectumclock, and all their happy little friends defend the family.

TruffleClock responds:

Says the guy that subbmited a clock related movie that was 100x worse than this?

I don't think so.

I'm not biased against clocks.

I'll say that straight away. But until they stop making crappy flash that gets through because 'Penisclock' or some such crap votes 5 to defend the family, unfortunately I will hate them.

MonsterMunchClock responds:

Penis clock likes kittens

Ooh ooh! Is it...

...another crappy anti mr_artist flash that got through because n00bclock had to 'defend the family'

biblo responds:

you're odd

So basically, you're saying...

...if you shove clocks in your flash, no matter how shit your movie is, it WILL get through.

Educational.

BreadFruitLock responds:

gug

I was wondering...

Is there a place the clocks hang out and discuss what kind of crappy flash they'll make next, safe in the knowledge that enough idiots will vote high on it?

omgtehkool-aidclock responds:

Fuck you

I will be blunt...

The only reason this, or indeed any other Mr_Artist flash made it past judgement was because a bunch of n00bs who chose some random object (in this case, a truffle with a top hat) and stuck a clock on it felt they had to defend the family or some such shit. I'll probably get a response saying 'OMFG YOU IZ BIASED AGENST CLOCKS'. The truth of the matter is, I don't mind them when they make decent flash. I DO mind them when they make crappy flashes - in this case, because someone pissed them off. I know this'll probably inspire the clock-wearing freaks (no offense to TALENTED clocks, ie nobody who made a Mr_Artist flash) to make something like 'PenisClock kills Cryptos_Painbringer', but then life's like that.
Incidentally, the last time I reviewed something by TruffleClock, he said (and I quote) 'DarkHungryHamster (I have since changed my username): -none-'
I'm assuming this means I have no flash. Personally, I'd rather have none than have a load of shit clogging up the portal.

Well, I've had a good shout, now to relax by putting down somebody else.

TruffleClock responds:

Hmm...I see!

tldr

There has never been a better time to nibble my flesh.

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