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Yes, of course it pwnz us.

It pwnz us by drawing badly and being idiots. You'll never give up, will you?

Twisted-pigeon responds:

Nope i will never give up and it pwnez j00

Happy clock day!

Yes that's right, it's the one day of the year where anyone can make a movie with clocks in it, and it WILL get through, no matter how crappy it is. (During the rest of the year, ones like this probably would get blammed due to severe crappiness.)

Wrong on one point, though.

Chavs are fucking weaklings, it would take twenty of them to - as they might put it - 'have' anyone else. That aside, another brilliant movie.

Mozer responds:

Cheers :)

This didn't have great image quality.

But I don't really give a fuck. I loved this movie like I would the fruits of my loins (if I had any). I tip my hat to you Cecimoz, and I shall nightly pray to the lord Cthulhu, who smiles every time a chav dies, that you make a sequel to this.

Mozer responds:

It's getting uploaded today just for you :)

Bad singing, bad drawing again, all in the name of Chavism :)

I won't be too hard on this.

Why? Because it's better than some of the pure, undiluted, unfiltered crap I've seen in all my time here at newgrounds. And less emotionally scarring (I still have nightmares about the guy getting his penis cut off...)

This is unnecessary.

So, once again, a bunch of clocks submit a crap flash, and, once again, Penisclock, n00bclock, Rectumclock, and all their happy little friends defend the family.

TruffleClock responds:

Says the guy that subbmited a clock related movie that was 100x worse than this?

I don't think so.

I'm not biased against clocks.

I'll say that straight away. But until they stop making crappy flash that gets through because 'Penisclock' or some such crap votes 5 to defend the family, unfortunately I will hate them.

MonsterMunchClock responds:

Penis clock likes kittens

A true masterpiece.

If there were words to describe this level of sheer greatness, I would have already blurted them out in a big verbal blend. 'Perfect' only begins to describe this. If you could convert the feelings of euphoria and bliss to a swf. format...this movie would be the result.

Ooh ooh! Is it...

...another crappy anti mr_artist flash that got through because n00bclock had to 'defend the family'

biblo responds:

you're odd

So basically, you're saying...

...if you shove clocks in your flash, no matter how shit your movie is, it WILL get through.

Educational.

BreadFruitLock responds:

gug

There has never been a better time to nibble my flesh.

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