CryptosPainbringer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mr_Artist's return]

I was wondering...

Is there a place the clocks hang out and discuss what kind of crappy flash they'll make next, safe in the knowledge that enough idiots will vote high on it?

omgtehkool-aidclock responds:

Fuck you

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I will be blunt...

The only reason this, or indeed any other Mr_Artist flash made it past judgement was because a bunch of n00bs who chose some random object (in this case, a truffle with a top hat) and stuck a clock on it felt they had to defend the family or some such shit. I'll probably get a response saying 'OMFG YOU IZ BIASED AGENST CLOCKS'. The truth of the matter is, I don't mind them when they make decent flash. I DO mind them when they make crappy flashes - in this case, because someone pissed them off. I know this'll probably inspire the clock-wearing freaks (no offense to TALENTED clocks, ie nobody who made a Mr_Artist flash) to make something like 'PenisClock kills Cryptos_Painbringer', but then life's like that.
Incidentally, the last time I reviewed something by TruffleClock, he said (and I quote) 'DarkHungryHamster (I have since changed my username): -none-'
I'm assuming this means I have no flash. Personally, I'd rather have none than have a load of shit clogging up the portal.

Well, I've had a good shout, now to relax by putting down somebody else.

TruffleClock responds:

Hmm...I see!

tldr

[OX CITY teaser]

Nice, but...

...this should've been in the alphas. Still, I await the finished product.

[Strawberrium]

Some clocks are good.

But this guy isn't. Why I actually WATCHED this after what Pikadam2000 said, I don't know.

AlbinoClock responds:

I'm glad you liked my movie.

[Cutethulhu]

I resent this.

Partly because Cthulhu (my lord and master) was NOT meant to wear hats like that...partly because Cthulhu (still my lord and master DOESN'T participate in tea parties.

But I won't deny it made me chuckle. Very well done.

And in case anyone was wondering, there ARE Cthulhu plushes out there. I've seen them.

[WarPigs2: Powerful]

This is actually similar to...

...something else I've seen.

That was crap too.

TruffleClock responds:

DarkHungryHamster:
- none -

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[Banana Phone]

WOOT! As some would say.

I first came across this on another site, and I still like it! I sang the song from it in class, and I doubt I'll ever hear the end of it.

[[2005] True Hacker 4]

Not v. good.

Basically a battle between the clocks and locks. I don't really see the point of it.

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

mmm...okay...

[A Simple Moral]

I don't really see the point

Do you really think people walk around with their eyes shut? It may happen in your area, but not in mine!

[FAThead in Paris]

His head is indeed fat

admittedly, it's good, but only because he has a giant head.