CryptosPainbringer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Snoopy's Rant]

Do me one favour...

Next time, spit out your sandwich before doing the voice acting, ok? There's a good little moron.

THIS-IS-AN-ALT responds:

I wasn't eating. Nice profile picture did you make it? Or did you take it like you did in your flash movie?

[Halloween resurection]

Yes, of course it pwnz us.

It pwnz us by drawing badly and being idiots. You'll never give up, will you?

Twisted-pigeon responds:

Nope i will never give up and it pwnez j00

[Chavs]

This didn't have great image quality.

But I don't really give a fuck. I loved this movie like I would the fruits of my loins (if I had any). I tip my hat to you Cecimoz, and I shall nightly pray to the lord Cthulhu, who smiles every time a chav dies, that you make a sequel to this.

Mozer responds:

It's getting uploaded today just for you :)

Bad singing, bad drawing again, all in the name of Chavism :)

[WarPigs12: Craisin_smells]

This is unnecessary.

So, once again, a bunch of clocks submit a crap flash, and, once again, Penisclock, n00bclock, Rectumclock, and all their happy little friends defend the family.

TruffleClock responds:

Says the guy that subbmited a clock related movie that was 100x worse than this?

I don't think so.

[MMClock becomes a teacher]

I'm not biased against clocks.

I'll say that straight away. But until they stop making crappy flash that gets through because 'Penisclock' or some such crap votes 5 to defend the family, unfortunately I will hate them.

MonsterMunchClock responds:

Penis clock likes kittens

[Mr_Artist meets SBC]

Ooh ooh! Is it...

...another crappy anti mr_artist flash that got through because n00bclock had to 'defend the family'

biblo responds:

you're odd

[gug]

So basically, you're saying...

...if you shove clocks in your flash, no matter how shit your movie is, it WILL get through.

Educational.

BreadFruitLock responds:

gug

[Mr_Artist's return]

I was wondering...

Is there a place the clocks hang out and discuss what kind of crappy flash they'll make next, safe in the knowledge that enough idiots will vote high on it?

omgtehkool-aidclock responds:

Fuck you

[0]

I will be blunt...

The only reason this, or indeed any other Mr_Artist flash made it past judgement was because a bunch of n00bs who chose some random object (in this case, a truffle with a top hat) and stuck a clock on it felt they had to defend the family or some such shit. I'll probably get a response saying 'OMFG YOU IZ BIASED AGENST CLOCKS'. The truth of the matter is, I don't mind them when they make decent flash. I DO mind them when they make crappy flashes - in this case, because someone pissed them off. I know this'll probably inspire the clock-wearing freaks (no offense to TALENTED clocks, ie nobody who made a Mr_Artist flash) to make something like 'PenisClock kills Cryptos_Painbringer', but then life's like that.
Incidentally, the last time I reviewed something by TruffleClock, he said (and I quote) 'DarkHungryHamster (I have since changed my username): -none-'
I'm assuming this means I have no flash. Personally, I'd rather have none than have a load of shit clogging up the portal.

Well, I've had a good shout, now to relax by putting down somebody else.

TruffleClock responds:

Hmm...I see!

tldr