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Sigh...

This is pointless. It was a waste of everyone's time. Do everyone a favour, and only submit decent and finished movies. That, or be blammed, which I will certainly assist in doing.

Another good parody

I give a lot of good reviews. Perhaps I just review things I've been told are popular.

5?

Well, ok, let's give baby what he wants.

(P.S. The only number i typed in this by accident was a six!)

I have a pressing matter to discuss.

Frankly, I'd prefer it if necromancers weren't always portrayed as evil. Just because of our links with the dead, we're automatically evil.

Ah well, better than not being portrayed at all. Other than playing on stereotypes, this was a very good film.

Numa numa yay!

I actually first came across this on another site, but that doesn't really matter. It's funny because...hang on, why is it funny? Ah well, at least it's decent.

Ownz! As some say

This movie is good. It ownz serious ass. A sequel would be good, but it would have a lot to live up to.

Hmm...

The beginning wasn't great, the less said about the middle the better, and it tailed off a little towards the end.

Mmm...

New! From fun snax!

Delicious gummi nuclear weapons! Chocolatey toilet treats!

Heh. Fun snax. Heh. Try making a game of this movie: Pick out the gummi razorblades from the real razorblades!

It really is brilliant.

Honest and true. I gave it a 10 for interactivity because you click the next button to advance the speech...I'm scraping the barrel, aren't I?

Disgusting.

This is filthy, and depraved! Burn the witch!

...ok, who thought I was the pope in disguise? Hee hee!

There has never been a better time to nibble my flesh.

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